Scene: Sunday Afternoon, Two Weeks Ago, Macy’s Cosmetics Department First let me establish that I am a SUCKER for skin care/make-up products. If there is any reason for me to believe that one product will do better by me than another, I will try it in a heartbeat. I was out of eye cream and … More A. Wrinkle. In. My. Wrinkle. Free. Plan.
I just ordered my Christmas cards. YES. I. DID. Whoop-whoop! A month ago, I started personalizing cards at Tiny Prints. I went through the whole process until I reached the check-out page, and was astounded at the cost. ASTOUNDED. So I did what any respectable girl would do. I raised my fist at the sky, … More Organized. And. On. Top. Of. Things.
When I was young, and my mom and I were on our own, she would often say “the world does not revolve around YOU.” I would laugh it off and think ‘well of course it does, silly!’ When you have a lot of alone time you can either a) wallow in it, or b) convince … More The. World. Does. Not. Revolve. Around. You.
Did you hear that? That was the sound of my head exploding. Finally. I’ve been expecting it to happen for about a week and a half now…and today it finally happened. And while it’s rendered me rather useless…I’m glad the waiting is over. For several years now, I’ve been living with a stuffy nose and … More Boom.
I have never been able to shake the internal schedule of a school year. Each year as the trees begin to bud I get antsy for summer and three months to decompress. As August comes to a close I slowly come out of my summer haze and begin to feel more grounded…ready to get back … More Back. To. School.
Do you know what I’m doing tomorrow night? Because I know myself well…let me tell you how this is going to go down. I’m going to have dinner with my girlfriends, enjoy some wine, head to the Beyonce concert, and approximately 34 seconds after she appears on-stage my mind will start spinning… I want thighs … More And. We’re. Back.