Who. You. Callin’. “We.”

Sign-up for ten mile race…check! Create b-tchin’ running playlist…check! Buy ridiculously expensive running shoes…check! Start training program…check! Take precautionary measures to prevent injury…check! After weeks of training, forget to take precautionary measures after one long run, and get injured…CHECK! When I woke up Monday morning, I knew something was wrong.  I’d completed my long run … More Who. You. Callin’. “We.”

Buck. Up.

There are days when I’m a whiny, pessimistic, crabby, brat.  When I wake up with a throbbing toe that is triple its normal size…it doesn’t bode well.  Now to be fair, my husband is completely willing to play along and cater to my “needs” to a point, after which he basically tells me to take … More Buck. Up.

You’re. With. Stupid.

If you were wearing a t-shirt that said “I’m With Stupid” the arrow would be pointing at your computer screen.  I.  Am.  An.  Idiot.  Today.  And limiting it to today is probably an understatement.  But we’ll start there. So I currently have an injury that is prohibiting me from doing what I really like to … More You’re. With. Stupid.